Lonely Club

I thought today about forming a Lonely Club. Not that I'm lonely, but it seemed a compassionate thing to do. To get lonely people together in a non-threatening atmosphere. I could send out leaflets which say things like "Spend a lot of time on the Playstation?" or "Lonely?". I think there would be a good response. And then I could franchise it out, to other Lonely Co-ordinators - an entire network of Lonely Clubs could spring up, eradicating loneliness forever. But then I thought, what if no-one turned up? Could there be anything more tragic than someone organising a Lonely Club meeting and ending up totally alone. That could push some Lonely Club organisers over the edge. I suppose they could work with a friend, you know, so they didn't get Lonely.